Also, thank you to Scott Keck-Warren and Claude for a Five-Act Musical based on Wurstcon:
Our lawyers will be contacting you up soon. Not because of copyright infringement on our name but WHO IN THE HELL WRITES A FIVE ACT PLAY? In this household we follow the modern structure of Setup, Confrontation, and Resolution, none of this "Rising Action" and "Falling Action" nonsense. Go to your room. I mean, please stay at home so we can serve you papers.